Hot Dot

The term to describe one's anus 6-12 hours after consuming large quantities of extremely spicy food.

Aww dude, that stinks! Those wings really gave me a bad case of the hot dot!

Dude, why are you sweating so bad? Sorry man, those Tijuana tacos gave me a bad hot dot!

by VandyU97 May 6, 2008

hot dot

An attractive woman of Indian/Hindu extraction. Comes from the dot ("bindi" in Hindu, a form of "tilak") worn on the forehead.

Did you see that waitress at the Indian restaurant next door? That's what I call a hot dot.

by Lexidaddy August 17, 2006

Hot Pocket

The act of sneaking up and sliding your cock into a co-worker's or buddy's pocket and blowing your load.

Tom: "I went 2 months without ejaculating so that my dick would be sensitive enough to cum just from sliding it into Steve's pocket. I think I traumatized him into shock!"

Bob: "Sweet. Gave that honky the old Hot Pocket!"

by mrcheesenowait January 25, 2012

Hot Dog

A wiener that is inserted into a split bun and is usually served with sauce.

I'll have mustard, on my hot dog, if you know what I mean.

by AnthonyG March 9, 2007

Hot Mulligan

When you vape on your best friend and then give your best friend a blow job at the same time.

Dude hot mulligans are the best.

by Thot.mulligan June 24, 2018

hot beef

Usually occurs in over crowded areas or while waiting on lines, it is when a man comes in close contact with another man from behind. Looks like 2 gay men butt fucking.

After Jeffo got hot beefed at the Yankee parade, he became the Hot Beef King of New York!!!

by Beefstick January 6, 2003

hot mess

When one looks terrible, or acts in such a way that makes them unpleasant to be around.

It is believed that this term originated as an opposite to the term hotness, as they are so close to one another in appearance.

Guy 1: "That new redhead in Data Admin...I have but one word: hotness."
Guy 2: "Yo, are your eyes broke, or what? She looked a hot mess when I saw her."

by ButcherMonkey January 25, 2004