Facebook Overload

When people new to Facebook are constantly online posting statuses that never really make sense.

Often posting statuses that say LMS

"Dude! I just got a Facebook!"
"I can tell. You're totally in Facebook overload."

LMS

Facebook Overload

by BabyJay6 December 5, 2011

Facebook Live

A feature on Facebook that allows users to live stream what they're doing at that moment. Typically used to stream events, games, vacations, etc., but nowadays people use it to stream something lame like what they're eating for dinner, what they're watching on Netflix, or a million other things we could care less about.

Seriously, if you're gonna use Facebook live, at least show us something worthwhile like your overseas trip or something. Nobody cares what goes on in your day to day life.

by Krackerjacksnacks April 18, 2018

facebook time

The incorrect time at the bottom of a facebook comment used to make a user feel in control of his time.

Janey is on facebook time, so she is never late.

I wish that I lived my life on facebook time then I would never be late.

by ChrisDoc3 January 22, 2011

Facebook Fifth

Something you don't want to say on the Facebook Wall that might incriminate you

as you reply to someone's comments, " I'll plead the Facebook Fifth on what I did in high school!"

by Gr00vnSEE January 1, 2012

facebook stress

Stress brought on by your facebook friends posting comments on their wall which have no intent other than to cause you to worry, wonder, or otherwise stress out about the full story. Usually the poster has no intention to clarify or provide additional context, thereby increasing the stress caused.

My cousin posted a comment that said, "Just when I was beginning to trust again, I get let down." It caused major Facebook stress.

by Micah A. May 31, 2014

facebook screwing

When someone comments on something and the person above them deletes their comment to make them look stupid.

....
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 2- Wow that picture sucks
Guy 1- Fag^

After facebook screwing

Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 1- Fag^

by Dankap March 24, 2011

Bizarro Facebook

Every new layout that Facebook changes to is called the "Bizarro Facebook," as each new layout is less familiar than the original Facebook layout. This is, of course, in reference to a series of comic books produced by DC comics.

Today, February 9th 2010, Facebook updated to a new layout, which is the current "Bizarro Facebook." It has already confused several thousand account holders, and it's only been an hour. Among these confusions...

Where did my 'wall' go?

Where are all of my 'friends?'

Does this go here?

Facebook... if you're going to change, be applicable.

by Indiana_Dan_87 February 9, 2010