Mexican Bear Mace

The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.

I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.

by Darkearwig September 1, 2017

polar bear jerkoff

A French Canadian past time whereby two straight male roommates in a living arrangement agree to dump a pail of snow over the back/head of the other as they climax during masturbation.

My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.

by Dick Smoothers April 9, 2015

sleepy pookie bear

When a boy falls asleep on FaceTime to a girl that is in a relationship with someone else

I think he might’ve been a sleepy pookie bear last night

by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023

Vanilla Chocolate Bear

A term of affection used to describe somebody that is very affectionate. Usually loved by everyone, nobody can get enough hugs and affection from Vanilla Chocolate Bear. Usually Compatible with a Hucklebear...

I love Vanilla Chocolate Bear, he's the best, i can't live without him!! *usually followed by a hug*

by sheawoulf April 13, 2010

Baby Bear Blues

It is the action of mimicking breastfeeding using a soft toy, usually through jealousy of a new sibling, with a bear being the most popular animal chosen.

Most people that have Baby Bear Blues claim to have done so when at an early age. However, usually, they still do, even at mature ages.

Users of the Baby Bear Blues tend to be socially unaccepted and use various methods to fit in and look cool, such as making up words.

"I wouldn't be his friend, he has Baby Bear Blues'

"Wardell Baby Bear Blued when he was younger..."

by Phewfew May 1, 2009

bear trap fart

A bear trap fart is when you fart with so much force, your butthole slams shut afterward.

Man that fart was a bear trap fart.

by Spandex67 January 30, 2018

pooh bear swag

When someone walks around with just a top on and not a bottom. Like Pooh bear.

Just answer the door with a bowl of cheerios and your pooh bear swag, and you'll never had to deal with Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses again.

by billyjoelcoverband January 12, 2013