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Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.
Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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Levi's law

Any application that is written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in Rust.
My friend: Hey, this app's backend is written in node
Me: Let's follow Levi's law and rewrite it in rust!!
by Manganhedenbergite January 22, 2024
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Funty's Law

No matter how obvious a video is staged or fake, if a person points out that it's fake it is effectively guaranteed there will be someone who genuinely believes it to be real.
"I can't believe you felt the need to point this out."

"It's Funty's Law, I didn't call it the video out because it's fake, I called it out because people think it's real."
by CD1000 August 12, 2025
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co-second-cousin-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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step-co-father-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's father.
2- Child-in-law's stepfather.
step-co-father-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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great-granddaughter-in-law

Great-grandchild's wife.
great-granddaughter-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Homies-in-law

A trusted friends trusted friend, a confidant's confidant
I know we just met, but if my friend trusts you, then I trust you. I don't need any other context, we are Homies-in-law
by Tequiles August 31, 2025
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