The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

Newton's 247th law 

Defines that zombies cannot exist on Earth.

"For every zombie, there is an equal and opposite re-zombie." - Newton's 247th law.

Newton's 247th law by eK Selent January 18, 2010

unwritten law 

one of the few emo bands that doesn't go for the whole emo craze, even though the emo craze thats brain-washing everyone with a brain isn't at all a bad thing!
o and this is comin from an "emo girl" apparently...

Guy 1:Hey wat band do you slit ur wrists to?
Guy 2:Me? None i like emo music, like Unwritten Law but im not in to all this emo poses!

unwritten law by bEtHs ToXiC kIsSeS September 25, 2006

The law of non-contradiction 

A thing cannot be itself and it's opposite. But things can be duplicitous and they can have two different names.

Hym "The law of non-contradiction does not apply to God. Do laws apply to God now? Who makes the laws to which God is subject? You? That's why imitating the creature is wrong.

The law of non-contradiction by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

nugget bitch law 

Rules of engagement relating to the courting of a friend's girl friend or ex-girlfriend.

You violated the nugget bitch law when you dated my girl.

nugget bitch law by Brad124124 November 20, 2007

then da law allow 

This phrase can describe a person place or thing in great detail... can use as in any everday conversation...

THAT GIRL IS FINNER then da law allow... OR ITS COLDER then da law allow... IM SLEEPIER then da law allow... HE'S DRUNKER then da law allow...

then da law allow by TRE` January 14, 2008

Chain of Memories Law

The law stating that all video games, when heard over the phone, sound like pornography. Named for Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.

Caller: Hey, man, what's up?
Receiver: (UNH! YAH!) Nothing much. (HAH! YEAH! TAKE IT!)
Caller: Are you watching porn?
Receiver: Nope; Chain of Memories Law. I'm playing Ring of Fates.

Chain of Memories Law by Akarroa November 13, 2009