all hands and no nuts

A lightweight female description of an aging male lover.

I was pleasantly and ecstatically surprised to find that he was all hands and no nuts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2020

left handed cigarette

A left handed cigarette is marijuana.

It can also be a non-sensical phrase said just to be ironic.

"you got any more left handed cigarettes?"
"No, the cop took them all."

I need a left handed cigarette to go with my left handed beer bottle.

by Jana November 16, 2004

Mr. Balloon Hands

No way.

"Who's this guy? Mr. Balloons...Mr. Balloon Hands. No way"

by FlyntLarry April 6, 2010

helsinki hand grenade

when someone is fingering someone elses ass hole and inserts their entire fist and then spreads it out, causing the other person to feel like something exploded inside them like a hand grenade.

That girl made me mad last night so i gave her the helsinki hand grenade.

by Dale P. Johnson March 23, 2008

Edward 40 Hands

Duct taping 40 ounce beers to each hand.

"Dude Im not gay, he was Edward 40 hands and I had to help him piss"

by Fo Thugz November 14, 2006

left-hand man

A man who is being seen on the side by a woman who has another man who is her boyfriend.

Lady, running down to the riptide
Taken away to the dark side
I wanna be your left-hand man

--Vance Joy, "Riptide"

by purplebackpack89 August 18, 2014

Dead hand gang

An exclusive club whcih can only be joined by sitting on your arm so that you lose all feeling in your hand before masturbation. This apparently makes it feel like someone else is doing the work for you.

I joined the dead hand gang whilst imagining that your mum was tossing me off last night.

by predator25 April 28, 2009