by redk103413 June 6, 2018
Get the lotion warsmug. salesman's term used when selling a house that needs a lot of work in a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood.
by Beech Bum. June 19, 2016
Get the post war italy designmug. A war that takes place on the internet that should not be taken seriously, for the whole joke. See Pewdiepie vs T Series
by f uck ypu July 29, 2021
Get the internet warmug. The act of calling out in global chat for people to come and murder you at the location "Ashland". Basically a moth to a flame, but with guns to your head.
by TrainBro19 March 20, 2025
Get the War Ashlandmug. The Phony War was an six month period during World War II where no land, sky or sea operations between both Allied and German militaries were undertaken on the Western Front after the German conquest of Poland on September 1st.
However, after the Germans had invaded Denmark and Norway, the Phony War came to a close after certain major offenses and battles occurred on the Western Front and further up, the fall of France.
The Phony War could've meant that the militaries of France and Britain could have been preparing for the oncoming attack of the Germans, but apparently the French couldn't hold back the Germans since they didn't think they would invade through the dense forests underneath Belgium.
However, after the Germans had invaded Denmark and Norway, the Phony War came to a close after certain major offenses and battles occurred on the Western Front and further up, the fall of France.
The Phony War could've meant that the militaries of France and Britain could have been preparing for the oncoming attack of the Germans, but apparently the French couldn't hold back the Germans since they didn't think they would invade through the dense forests underneath Belgium.
Germany - *Invades Poland*
WWII OFFICIALLY STARTS
Germans - "Why don't we just play a 6 month waiting game and then let the true battle commence?"
Allies - "Sure lol. We could call it a Phony War."
Germans - "It is so on, you guys are going to get destroyed."
Allies - "I don't think so."
6 MONTHS LATER, FALL OF FRANCE BEGINS
WWII OFFICIALLY STARTS
Germans - "Why don't we just play a 6 month waiting game and then let the true battle commence?"
Allies - "Sure lol. We could call it a Phony War."
Germans - "It is so on, you guys are going to get destroyed."
Allies - "I don't think so."
6 MONTHS LATER, FALL OF FRANCE BEGINS
by The Local Tax Agent September 10, 2024
Get the Phony Warmug. A War Being Fought By TheDumbPankake with his army (PankakesThings) against TheBlueBonnie and his gang (Boonana Gang).
The war is being fought in a deserted town where the two teams have built a base of operation. Pankake built a castle fortress and Bonnie built a modern fortress.
The war is being fought in a deserted town where the two teams have built a base of operation. Pankake built a castle fortress and Bonnie built a modern fortress.
by TheDumbPankake July 30, 2022
Get the The Banana Syrup Warmug. Avoidance-wars (noun): The phenomenon occurring when two or more individuals engage in a mutual attempt to evade eye contact while traversing shared spaces, resulting in a situation akin to a standoff where neither party successfully averts the gaze, leading to a temporary stalemate in their paths.
by ObliberTheGreat January 3, 2024
Get the Avoidance-warsmug.