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Hoe jibberish

When, a female, preferrably one of your exes, gets stumbled in words while you're argueing with her. Which, in turn jibberish comes out.
Lisa: Austin, you're a man-whore!
Austin:That's why you fucked three different guys in the past week!
Lisa: Wll...I...aaaaahhhhohohuughg..kliihhjhkg...
Austin:Bitch! Quit with all that Hoe jibberish!
by Cookanickel February 11, 2009
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Yodeling hoes

When ugly ass hoes try to fuck with you by spreading rumors and bullshit.
Boy 1: Yo those girls over there were spreading rumors about Amy getting tip
Boy 2: Bro, them some yodeling hoes right there
by wgmn February 26, 2017
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Cereal Hoe

Abby can be a cereal hoe sometimes

Don't say that Ryanne she's getting help
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hoe bossin

Hoe bossin is where u get females and make them go get jobs and they give you the money and you're manage the money. Its usually a pimp who recruits prostitutes who are tired of the game but emotionally attached or scared by their pimps to go on their own.
$lim asks what do u do for a living.
Finesse replys hoe bossin
by Juice Finesse Jones August 29, 2017
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hat hoe

a person who uses many different companies of hats and wears them at the same time
Omg she is such a hat hoe
by merpmerpmerp0999 July 9, 2017
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Beantown hoe

A female from Boston, Massachusetts that is sexually active. She Rides the T and goes to classes or work by day, and then when the night hits, she at one of the nightclubs throwing that ass with her financial aid refund and or salary.
These Beantown hoes are baddies.
by Bawston69 February 8, 2020
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Plant Hoe

Plant hoes are individuals, usually women from the ages of 18-45, who impulsively buy plants (usually "rare" species of Philodendron, Anthurium, Monstera, Epipremnum, etc) that generally have uniform coloration, leaf morphology and growth patterns. This behavior usually stems from the excessive need to fit into consumerist culture, except instead of the new shiny Samsung or Apple smartphone, it's an excessive collection of relatively monotone plants that serve no purpose other than fill the vapid ego of their owner. As soon as a new obsession (usually in the form of twenty plants from Ecuagenera imports) begins, the other "rare" plants that they hoarded are neglected, and left to suffer amongst the thousands of other plants that hoard their studio apartments. Plant hoes are generally identified by these following features:

1. Soulless, insect-like eyes that light up only for certain aroid species.

2. A constantly overdrawn bank account, rampant credit card debt, or loans taken out to satiate their shopping addiction.

3. Impulsivity only stemmed from the consumerist desire for rarer plant species.

4. Call their hoarding of plants "a jungle" as a coping mechanism.

5. When asked to elaborate more on why they procured their plants, the typical response usually pertains to how everyone had it, rather than more detailed information on the plant itself.
Person 1: "Jesus, why is David buying every golden pothos he sees in the garden isle?"
Person 2: "He's a plant hoe, he needs to fill his soul with a bunch of useless plants."
by anonymous January 1, 2022
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