Girl: Can we move to another area of the bar? I just saw Ben Te'o and left a dirty big cunt puddle here
by Big Dawgy Dawg 69 September 15, 2012
Get the Cunt Puddle mug.1) when someone kicks a woman in the pussy
2) when someone threatens to kick a man in the balls but wants to warn them with an insult
2) when someone threatens to kick a man in the balls but wants to warn them with an insult
when used against a woman:
Person 1: -kicks chick in the pussy- ha! take that
person 2 (female): OWWWWWWWWWWW
When used against a man
Person 1:I swear if u don't nock that off i will cunt punt you
Person 2 (male): You calling me a chick, asshole?
Person 1: -kicks chick in the pussy- ha! take that
person 2 (female): OWWWWWWWWWWW
When used against a man
Person 1:I swear if u don't nock that off i will cunt punt you
Person 2 (male): You calling me a chick, asshole?
by DJToXIcItY138 May 5, 2010
Get the cunt punt mug.1. An oversized or engorged female genetalia that is usually caused from excess weight gain and tight pants
2. An extremely large moose knuckle or camel toe
2. An extremely large moose knuckle or camel toe
by Iamsiam23xc September 25, 2007
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Get the cunt load mug.VERB.
1. To successfully assault contemptible persons.
2. To penetrate a woman's vagina in a rough manner (generally with her consent).
3. To drink copious amounts of alcohol.
4. To put great effort into an activity. It can applied to any type of activity, as long as the person doing the activity has given it everything they've got.
ETYMOLOGY: Fucking smash
1. To successfully assault contemptible persons.
2. To penetrate a woman's vagina in a rough manner (generally with her consent).
3. To drink copious amounts of alcohol.
4. To put great effort into an activity. It can applied to any type of activity, as long as the person doing the activity has given it everything they've got.
ETYMOLOGY: Fucking smash
"I told him I like it rough, so he really smashed my cunt!"
"Are you coming out to smash cunts tonight?"
"I smashed that exam right in the cunt!"
"Are you coming out to smash cunts tonight?"
"I smashed that exam right in the cunt!"
by Bonhilda September 27, 2009
Get the smash cunts mug.The female sexual organ whether excessively lubricated or filled with the detritus of a previous ejaculation during sequential intercourse; a wet vagina.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 27, 2006
Get the sloppy cunt mug.when a women places a fully dressed small child in her uterus then fires it at a man screaming,"you meh buhbies deday"
by H e a v y F e a t h e r January 28, 2009
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