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dick squelch

The noise made when you are in the bath and you "take care of yourself" above the water, but some water has got into your foreskin so it squelches, this is usually done instead of below water as the splashing noise usually gives it away, however dick squelches are even more obvious then below water "dick splashes".
"Alex, whats that noise? are you dick squelching" "no mum!"
by analex127 January 23, 2009
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downward dicking

When someone higher up the chain decides to be a dick to their direct reports. These direct reports in turn are dicks to everyone below them until it reaches the people on the bottom who don't understand why they've been dicked over.
Man, these expense reports are so much more work. I am so tired of the C-Levels downward dicking us about stupid stuff.
by Pkil May 22, 2017
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EA dick

Used in sex,
As you're about to cum, pull out and tell him/her "you need to purchase the season pass for the full experience"
"Jenny was OK, but not as good as i wanted so i gave her the ol' EA dick"
by holupsumfinna October 4, 2016
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dick knuckling

1. The use of the knuckles during masturbation

2. A tactic used for catching trout
1. I caught joseph dick knuckling in the cafeteria at school last week.

2. I caught a 6 pound trout over the weekend while dick knuckling.
by ole dick knuckler April 29, 2010
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Dick Latch

That sorry mother fucker of a co-worker that's always trying to suck management's big black cock to get ahead at your shitty ass paying job.
Look at her. She's always dick latching onto very supervisor. What a twat.
by CraveMan89 May 9, 2016
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Dick Titties

A synonym to the term testicles. This term should only be used for when you want to let your company know you are a linguist as well as a comedic figure as well.
Eddie: Fuck Roy and his big gay sword.
Joe: Dude, don't get your dick titties in a bunch over there
by Vick Dagina April 16, 2019
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Dick Vader

After a black guy finishes having anal sex with a white girl he pulls out his dick and waves it around while saying "welcome to the dark side".
Tyrone did a Dick Vader on betsy-sue while her parents were sleeping in the other room.
by Tri-Dick February 7, 2017
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