condolence boner

The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.

Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.

by Blue- White Colonel March 22, 2016

No Claims Boner

When you have a random erection for no apparent reason, therefore nothing in the vicinity can claim your boner. Often appears at the most unfortunate and awkward of times.

Oisin: My job interview to become a pre school teacher didn't go so well, and my no claims boner didn't help either!

Jordon: I hope no one at the family reunion saw my no claims boner...

Shane: Thankfully, after ten minutes my grandmother came in to the room and broke my no claims boner

by Daneeyul January 26, 2014

Astrolo-Boner

When someone gets an erection from anything to do with Astrology.

1: "Hey bro is that the North Star?"

2: "YES!..Sorry I just came to the sight of it"

1: "Dude..you just got an Astrolo-Boner"

by AWildPikachu November 8, 2012

Boner Scale

The Boner Scale is a scale for measuring the firmness of an erection. It goes from 0-1000, zero being totally flaccid and one thousand being ready to explode.

your moms got some sweet moves, she had me at like a 750 on the boner scale

by tokinwhtguy June 14, 2010

Bieber Boner

Something which no one really wants to see, yet is still reported on the news or other sources of media. If something is seen in the news every day we should call it "just another Bieber boner."

That segment on the news about the Republicans for gay rights was a real Bieber Boner.

by Palmer Scott June 17, 2011

boner rockets

A huge load that is busted on a girl's face and/or genitilia

"i love shooting boner rockets in her eye"
"mom, what's that boner rocket doing on your face?"
"dad, mom said you used to take boner rockets in the ass. Is that true?"

by Marco T. July 28, 2007

Jacket boner

A jacket boner is when your jacket zip pops up into the shape of a boner.

HAHAHAHAHA look that dood has a jacket boner

by connor holling September 12, 2019