the weather man

Another word for a drug dealer, used to prevent giving out dangerous information.

"Hey man, the weather man said that there's a light chance of snow"

{Snow is cocaine btw.}

by CrazySexyCoo697akaQueenLaura September 7, 2005

Man Dildo

A fake vagina used by a male the same way a female would use a dildo.

Brent: I need to jack off. Do you have a warm banana peel I could borrow?
Trent: Nah, but I have this awesome man dildo!
Brent: Gee, thanks man!

by cheche100notstupid August 12, 2013

Repo-man

When I was in the Marines, we referred to the repo-man when someone was killed, or when someone had a close call or was wounded we would say the repo-man nearly got him. In the song The One I love, Davis Gray refers to the repo-man in that way.

Sgt Taylor took a bullet in the shoulder. The repo-man nearly got him.

by Boris Spider May 18, 2018

Man crumb

The stuff that you find in your boyfriend's couch. Dirty leftovers of a bachelor's life.

I really think we should vacuum under your couch cushions. There's a lot of man crumbs in there.

by Guy11974 January 15, 2011

Udinese man

An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves terrorising Udinese. When he doesn't score, he dives like a dolphin. When he is not given penalty, he cries like a baby.

Udinese man and penalties...an everlasting romantic story.

by DooDooLee February 26, 2021

man tea

noun
Tea drank with no sugar or milk.

Joe: Hey man can I hit that coffee?
Jerry: This aint coffee, this is man tea!

by lialee October 4, 2009

tully man

A man who chooses to live off of the grid and can be see time from time buying every toy out of the gum-ball machines in grocery stores.

He roams around town and is often seen on the side of the road multiple times during a car ride seemingly having teleported as there is no other way he could have traveled such distances or have uncanny timing to always just happen to be where you are driving by.

NEVER engage The Tully Man

I saw The Tully Man shaking a gum ball machine and screaming at Food Lion last night.

by Constable June 19, 2022