Happiness

The word you try to get people to say because it will make them say penis in the second half.

Person 1: What were you feeling when you went to your first amusement park?

Person 2: I’d say happiness.

Person 1: Haha I made you say penis!

by Adonror April 23, 2020

Happiness Drink

a cocktail comprising volka (titos or grey goose), soda, and fresh ginger.

Hi - could I please have a happiness drink?

by Tim222 October 1, 2014

Happy Feet

To shit in a deceased person’s urn, blend the mixture, consume said blended mixture, excrete the mixture through the digestive tract, urinate on the result, then finally charlie brown dance beside the final result within a toilet. Once done dancing on that ho, flush the excrement.

I got so pissed at Gerald that I happy feet’d his grandmother

by MuchoFeeto July 23, 2024

HAPPY

THE STATE OF BEING JOYFUL AND IN GOOD SPIRITS

TODAY I WAS HAPPY BECAUSE JAY TEXTED ME!

by vvsthebaddest January 24, 2020

happy inside

A. Adjective: That moment describing the satisfaction after the rush of adrenaline numbing the pain after anal sex.

A. Adjective: Did it make you happy inside, bro?

by LoopyD September 13, 2017

Bomb a happy couple day

30th December all members of public will find a happy couples and bomb them because no one deserves to be happy

person1: hey dude i was thinking of buying flowers for my girl
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs

by Lauren bitchhhhh 🤪🤪🤪 November 30, 2023

Happy Christmas

The royal family adopted "Happy Christmas" as their preferred greeting, and others took note (in fact, each year, Queen Elizabeth continued to wish her citizens a "Happy Christmas," rather than a merry one). But "Merry Christmas" has been used since at least 1534.

- Happy Christmas! - Queen Elizabeth (R.I.P.)

by frittatita December 24, 2022