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Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."
by Hectorino November 26, 2021
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Snake

A slimy obese monkey that doesnt have legs or arms and will go up your butthole if necessary
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Snake

A snake is jake Paul that is why Erika Costell is a snake bitch because Erika is dating Jake and Erika is jakes bitch
Jake is a snake !!!
by Chloe. Ava. Gonzales December 23, 2017
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snakes

a thing that everyone hates and i love snakes.
snakes are cool stop killing them
by helloiamsean January 5, 2022
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Snake

Basically @ most of the people working at I Love TaiMei — being real level 100 snakes and two-faced, honestly don’t really know when will your back be stab :-))
and yes basically everyone there is a snake that loves beef hehe
by snakelvl1 February 28, 2020
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Snake

KD was the biggest snake in nba history when he traded to the warriors
by Hondacivic2001 December 25, 2019
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mississippi pine snake

Slang term for a very large penis.
"ted, you'd better stand back I gotta piss. I don't want you getting bitten when the Mississippi Pine Snake comes out.
by Frogmuffin April 22, 2016
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