left door law 

business; -entering a business which has double doors, the right door is invariably LOCKED!! -i've traveled this earth for ever and ever, and have virtually NO memories of ever encountering an open right door!! (excepting "public" bldgs!)

-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??

i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!

shit!, this stupid door is locked thanks to the left door law!!

the left door law is applied at our business!

i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!

left door law by michael foolsley December 24, 2010

Shabron's Law 

At any time, for every transit bus that passes by in one direction, another bus on the same route should pass by in the opposite direction.

According to Shabron's Law, when a 401 bus passes by going south. Another 401 should pass by going north. Therefore a constant trail of 401 buses should at all times be passing by.

Shabron's Law by NinjaBicBoi April 10, 2011

Princess Pedestal Law 

In the event one person, preferably female, is seen being harassed by unknown person(s) is to automatically assume that the harassers are male, anti-feminists, gamer gate, ect. Even when the evidence is proven that the harasser is not male, anti-feminist, gamer gate, ect.

A tumblr feminist assumes that the hate asks she receives are by a male blogger, even though the harassing blogger is clearly seen to being female. This is the example of Princess Pedestal Law.

Princess Pedestal Law by tikibomber July 3, 2015

Newton's Turd Law 

The turd law exists as a precaution to those who, while holding in their poop, have the urge to sneeze. It states that, in such condition, for every sneeze, there is an equal and disgustingly opposite reaction.

I gotta sneeze.

Didn't you say you had to shit, too?

Yeah, so what...

Dude you can't sneeze or you'll totally shit your pants.

Says whom?

Newton's Turd Law, read a book.

Newton's Turd Law by bevindelvin July 4, 2015

eskimo sister in law

A girl that has fucked your eskimo brother but not you

Bro, I was about to get with this chick but she fucked Chad.

Dude, never fuck your eskimo sister in laws. That's almost incest.

eskimo sister in law by Callmedad42 July 22, 2017

Wife-in-law 

Your mate, partner, boyfriend, husbands ex-wife you are friendly with. We don't get along well even plan and do things together.

My wife-in-law and I are having a picnic at the park.

Wife-in-law by Tiffstuff828 October 10, 2018

friends-in-law 

when two people are legally married but aren’t in love anymore, but still like to hang out, laugh and joke with each other. (Don’t take this too seriously lol I’m just trolling around)

-Claire’s parents aren’t in love, but she told me they were laughing together and joking at the family meeting. They didn’t even get a divorce, so I think they’re friends-in-law

friends-in-law by hellothereiamdokay November 11, 2021