My half-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
Get the half-first-cousin-twice-removed mug.Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.
"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."
by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022
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by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011
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by ur_so_right_lad July 9, 2023
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by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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My half-sister-in-law is a good person.
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