dick squelch

The noise made when you are in the bath and you "take care of yourself" above the water, but some water has got into your foreskin so it squelches, this is usually done instead of below water as the splashing noise usually gives it away, however dick squelches are even more obvious then below water "dick splashes".

"Alex, whats that noise? are you dick squelching" "no mum!"

by analex127 January 23, 2009

dick welding

Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.

Dick welding:

Guy 1: you know Julie?

Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?

Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!

Girl 1: You know lucas?

Girl 2: Yeah!

Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!

by Lucas W. June 13, 2017

textbook dick

An average penis, the type of penis you find in a health textbook.

Ganjrew has such a textbook dick, gonna be easy to suck.

by Averyandmolly April 12, 2017

dick j

Short for Dick Job, or, "Hand Job". This is when the hand is used to create an orgasmic experience for a male.

Mary gave Sam a "dick j"! Can you believe it!!11one

by Richard Hedd April 12, 2007

Think Dick

To suck dick so well that person makes a person come the hardest they ever had!!

After Jason went to the underground sex party he had a hot chick Think Dick to him for the first time.

by grantrubyn September 10, 2010

Dolezal dick

When ones dick is so big, it identifies as black.

Man, I got that Dolezal dick.

by Jeemfeezy August 9, 2015

Mika's Dick

A very large and veiny dick. Mika is a white male with an enormous cock. He likes to stick it in a small boy's asshole and the entire large juicy penis fits. When he masturbates, he makes an ocean of cum.

Boy: Mika's Dick is so good. He always shoves it down my throat and I like it.

by JAG SOPPAR February 10, 2022