Repo-man

When I was in the Marines, we referred to the repo-man when someone was killed, or when someone had a close call or was wounded we would say the repo-man nearly got him. In the song The One I love, Davis Gray refers to the repo-man in that way.

Sgt Taylor took a bullet in the shoulder. The repo-man nearly got him.

by Boris Spider May 18, 2018

Man Napkin

The name for a man's pants when he wipes his greasy hands on them.

Him: "Why are the dogs always licking my lap?"
Her: "Well, if you'd stop using your man napkin, then they'd probably leave you alone."

by zImage October 9, 2008

Hey man

A meme originated from 9gag by user florkofcows

Hey man, you see that guy over there?
*points to that guy over there
He defines us on Urban Dictionary
*makes angry face

by Satellarknightium June 15, 2017

man stitch

the area between a man's asshole and balls

Dude can you lift up my balls and hold this mirror so I can see my man stitch?

by KP22269 April 16, 2008

Man Tea

A type of iced tea that only men make and men can enjoy drinking. Made using powdered Tea mix such as Lipton or Brisk (none of that no-name weak tea). Place 2 or 3 times the recommended amount of powder in a pitcher and add water/ ice cubes (or Man Cubes ). Then stir once to dislodge the powder from the bottom without completely dissolving it. Then place in the Freezer while you make your food. When your food is ready Get the Man Tea and poor it over some Man Cubes then Drink.

the taste on a scale of 1-10 is Grit

This Man Tea is great cause I'm a man.

Its the Grit that makes this Man Tea so good.

This Man Tea is even better now that i have Man Cubes.

by Flaaaggg September 27, 2011

Man Mud

Mud mask for men, made with glacial clay.

This Man Mud has done wonders for my acne!

by ConanO November 7, 2019

Man Shack

A dwelling of rather low quality standards but yet has the basic essentials for any mid 20's bachelor consisting of a front porch, a living/bedroom, a mildly used bathroom, and refrigerator consisting of more beer than any other sort of nourishment. Often times these are trailers that serve only the bare needs of the bachelor to include a place to sleep and a place on the GPS to call home.

Friend 1: "Hey man. What am i going to do? My girlfriend just broke up with me."

Friend 2: "It's ok. Come over to the man shack. At least your life doesn't look any worse than this place."

by Ross2point0 May 8, 2011