ball god

a male that attracts and can pull any female in the world

Do you see matt taking to that cute girl? He’s a ball god

by ballgod02 October 23, 2018

god of cats

God of cats is a person that typically really hates cats. They tend to be really quiet unless you provoke them. If provoked god of cats will start shooting you with a silver pp7 shotgun.

God of cats also tends to play cringe and outdated games like fortnite etc.

If befriended god of cats will stay loyal to you at any cost whatever you do to them. But they are really bad at keeping secrets and will give away your secret after 20-43 hours of telling them.

Alex: Hey dude god of cats is coming we should totally become his friends
Brandon: fuck no i dont wanna get shot
Alex: Actually you are right i wanna keep my secrets a secret

by PiknMokeny July 23, 2021

GOD-POING

A person who can't speak English with good grammar.

My friend is GOD-POING.

by lookatme! February 23, 2003

radio gods

This is actually ron and fez, not don and mike.
:P :P

Ron and fez pwn don and mike

by FlyEvolution January 6, 2005

god stick

TV remote control.

Give me the god stick !

by Paul Johnson November 12, 2003

God's Team

Similar to America's Team, the Dallas Cowboys, The Denver Broncos are a treasure from God. God sent his only son Tebow down from Heaven to bless the team. He was born of the virgin Cheerleader and Mike Shannahan. He runs, passes, and prays for our sins so that one day we may all sit at the right hand of the Father, John Elway.

Dude 1: How did the Broncos pull that shit off man! The first play in over time? WOW that was sick!

Dude 2: Bro, you should have known, the Broncos are God's Team.

by stormycolorado January 14, 2012

god dammit

Phrase used to ask god to damn something, usually a situation, and it in no way means that you want to damn god, only a retard would think that. Also, when used at a person, it does not mean that you want god to damn that particular person, it means that you want god to damn the situation that the person caused, indirectly damning him or her.

GOD DAMMIT TIMMY! Stop fucking slamming the fucking door you fucking retard!

by Strider7 November 23, 2010