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Blue Hand Mafia

A small organized crime syndicate based out of Witchita Kansas deals in moonshine, cock fights, loan sharking, and petty crimes. Apparel usually consists of a blue glove on the left hand while wearing pinstriped black suits with a black fedora and a blue sash.
"Today I went to see a cock fight with a friend hosted by the Blue Hand mafia"
by BHMD March 25, 2012
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Hand-brake skid

To wipe your bottom with your own hand then shake someone else’s hand leaving a skid mark
No way Shane just totally give me a hand-brake skid
by Tinzopopo December 4, 2020
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hunkie hand grenades

cabbage stuffed with meat, rice, and herbs and spices
by tonnnnnykitttttyannnnna May 16, 2011
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Edward Pringles Hands

Pringles will inevitably become 40 oz cans to keep up with an increasingly heavy American public. When this packaging scheme becomes established the fattening game of Edward Pringle Hands will be born. Each participant will have a single 40 oz can of Pringles in each hand, secured with duct tape. The participants must then finish each can of Pringles before removing the tape. Obviously water during the competition is out of the question. Sprite only may be used as a source of moisture.
"Dude, we just got ten of the new Pringles 40's. Lets play Edward Pringles Hands. I call Sour Cream & Onion!" - Future College Sophomore
by imnotbusyatall January 14, 2011
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One handed chat

To engage in cybersex. More specifically, to type erotic chat with one hand while pleasuring oneself with the other hand.
Since she weighed 500 pounds in real life, Brenda only did the one handed chat with her many prospective boyfriends.
by Mike West 27 September 2, 2009
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Edward Ghetto Hands

Similar to Edward 40 Hands, except you use a 40 of Colt 45 and a fifth of Alize.
Me and my homeboy are gonna throw on some 2 Pac and have a thugged out Edward Ghetto Hands night!!!
by Cold Ass Honky Nigga April 13, 2013
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Alien Hand Syndrome

To be unable to control ones arm or arms. This can also be present when regarding the entire body (see Alien Body Syndrome).
Ross: Dashton, why did you nock over that expensive drum kit?

Dashton: Sorry, alien hand syndrome.
by Petard the Retard October 13, 2009
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