dank trump

The slickest, yet oh so sweet and passionate man alive. He'll be your best friend when your uncle raped you but be that Victor when it comes to picking up fine females for you. If you befriend a dank trump it'll make your virgin butthole moister than a oyster ;)))

He's a sexy beast. He can dank my trump;) dank trump

by F,isgjbg July 21, 2017

trump of sugar

A small, but noticeable, gesture that is needlessly offensive.

The president is very respectful of dictators, but he doesn't think twice about giving a trump of sugar to prime ministers from our closest allies.

by smjgJsbjgsm July 28, 2018

Trump Card

Purposely infecting a person you strongly dislike with an infectious disease or virus, because they are derailing a structure in your life.

“Somebody on the White House stuff pulled a Trump Card of the president for not doing his job.”

by Whisk3yMonst3r October 9, 2020

Donald Trump

Orange trashcan that is living in denial.

person 1: oh look its a bald orange trashcan
person 2: no thats just Donald Trumpet

by hehesusbaka September 9, 2021

Donald Trump

Trash.

Donald Trump sucks pipi

by 🙀🙀🙀 December 10, 2020

Lady & the Trump

This wonderful piece of Soviet pornographic production is what’s driven every political decision made by the GOP over the last 4 years. The film documents a romantic evening in Moscow between GOP Senator Lindsey Graham and GOP former President Donald Trump before they un-leash some downright doggedness between the sheets.

Joe: What’d you think of the film, the Lady & the Trump, Barack?
Barack: The part where Lindsey marks his territory was pretty great.
Joe: Better than the part where Trump takes Lindsey on a walk?

by Not John Cornyn Obviously January 18, 2021

The Trump Hump

To continuously fuck people in the ass, then building emotional walls to shut them out of your life forever.

Johnny wasn't that great of a person, I heard he regularly took part in The Trump Hump

by Harbinger_of_the_Abyss December 9, 2019