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fleek hoe

A girl normally a "hoe/thot" that´s on "fleek"
"Yo Irwin, check out that fleek hoe over there"
"shit bro, that girl a real fleek hoe"
by YoungSherlock August 24, 2017
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kun hoe

when referring to someone as really cool, but depends on how someone says it, either a deep voice for angry or a normal voice for happy.
james is so kun hoe!!!
that party was kun hoe!!!
by hobo April 1, 2003
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series hoe

A person who watches a series from start to finish!
Yesterday I watched all of Blindspot like a series hoe
by Kath Baseley October 15, 2019
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man hoe

a man hoe is a stupid boy (charley ) that thinks it soooo smart to cheat and fuck around with everyone and all your friends
friend~ charley was sending nudes again
you~ god imma break -up with him he is such a man hoe
by KKK.kool.kids.klub January 9, 2020
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hat hoe

a person who uses many different companies of hats and wears them at the same time
Omg she is such a hat hoe
by merpmerpmerp0999 July 9, 2017
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Beantown hoe

A female from Boston, Massachusetts that is sexually active. She Rides the T and goes to classes or work by day, and then when the night hits, she at one of the nightclubs throwing that ass with her financial aid refund and or salary.
These Beantown hoes are baddies.
by Bawston69 February 8, 2020
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Plant Hoe

Plant hoes are individuals, usually women from the ages of 18-45, who impulsively buy plants (usually "rare" species of Philodendron, Anthurium, Monstera, Epipremnum, etc) that generally have uniform coloration, leaf morphology and growth patterns. This behavior usually stems from the excessive need to fit into consumerist culture, except instead of the new shiny Samsung or Apple smartphone, it's an excessive collection of relatively monotone plants that serve no purpose other than fill the vapid ego of their owner. As soon as a new obsession (usually in the form of twenty plants from Ecuagenera imports) begins, the other "rare" plants that they hoarded are neglected, and left to suffer amongst the thousands of other plants that hoard their studio apartments. Plant hoes are generally identified by these following features:

1. Soulless, insect-like eyes that light up only for certain aroid species.

2. A constantly overdrawn bank account, rampant credit card debt, or loans taken out to satiate their shopping addiction.

3. Impulsivity only stemmed from the consumerist desire for rarer plant species.

4. Call their hoarding of plants "a jungle" as a coping mechanism.

5. When asked to elaborate more on why they procured their plants, the typical response usually pertains to how everyone had it, rather than more detailed information on the plant itself.
Person 1: "Jesus, why is David buying every golden pothos he sees in the garden isle?"
Person 2: "He's a plant hoe, he needs to fill his soul with a bunch of useless plants."
by anonymous January 1, 2022
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