cunt clock

cuntity clockity. word you make up when you bored as dick and say when your drunk. means a clock full of cunt.

god damn brett you cunt clock

by fitty p nuuuu January 21, 2009

cunt muffle

v. When a bitch of any type talks in a way that annoyes her superior partner. Thus the partner places a muffle over the cunts mouth to keep her from unextricating fowl comments denegrading society as a whole.

Hillary Clinton needs to be cunt muffled.

by Ryan McClure July 21, 2008

Crazy cunt

Australian slang used to describe someone who is impressive, fearsome or intimidating.

Can also be used to praise someone in an obviously exaggerated manner.

Jonno: Have you heard about old mate Jim? The cunt sat on these two kids cause they were calling him fat. Paralysed them both!
Danai: What a crazy cunt.

Brenden: Cuz I've accepted all the wrong I've done in the past and I've converted to Islam.
Danai: Fuck you're a crazy cunt bro.

Danai: What's doing?
Jenson: Nothing lad at home.
Danai: Crazy cunt.

by EggsMcgee12son May 10, 2017

Upper-Cunting

*WARNING*: Very Dangerous- can lead to severe vaginal injuries and problems

DEFINITION: v. The forceful act of inserting ones fist and sometimes forearm into a woman's vagina in one swift upper cut punch-like motion.

IDEAL SITUATION: Usually done immediately after fisting while the girl is gaping.

POSITIONING: You must be facing the girl's front or back with her waist at about eye level.

DIFFICULTY LEVEL: High
Reason: Girls who are Willing and ABLE to do this are far and few between

Dude #1 "yo i totally destroyed that girl last night! I stretched that pussy so wide she wont walk right for a month."

Dude #2 "Nice! You give her a good fisting?"

Dude #1 "Yea, followed with some solid upper-cunting!"

by anonymous23423467346 March 9, 2012

Cunt Dropping

Offensive term for a baby or child.

I was in line at McDonald's, and this slut in front of me had five obnoxious, screaming cunt droppings with her!

by idfkbitches July 3, 2009

cunt brigade

A brigade of cunts. Usually of the type that bands together and bashes men. Often seen on talk shows such as "Oprah" or "The View".

We stood outside the abortion clinic and watched the cunt brigade protest for the right to choose. 2) The cunt brigade stormed into the bosses office and demanded equal pay for half the work.

by George Pierpont January 18, 2008

ignorant cunt

Your typical 'turd' wave feminist, who believes the path to equality is through hatred and bigotry of cultures rejected by their idealism. Becoming the thing they very image of everything hate: racism, sexism, ageism, delusional: and still pretending to be a victim.

Considers rehashes and reboots of the past to actually be original thought when role reversal is the only change made, instead of actually transcending negative paradigms.

#WomensMarchOnWashington , full of voters who are still angry they didn't win fair and square because they voted on a candidate solely because she was a woman, in spite of her endless track record of corruption starting with her internship under her mentor: Richard Nixon
aka, ignorant cunts

by iOneIndividual January 20, 2017