beer muffs

Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.

The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.

by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013

Beer Fadge

When a woman has a really large gut/Belly/Stomach and it hangs down towards their knees

Look at the beer fadge on her, its nearly hitting her toes

by Moralee April 24, 2016

walking beer

The amount of beers consumed while walking from one destination from another (ex: cabin to boat dock)

Although the fishermen had a case of beer waiting in the boat, they first needed a six pack of walking beer to get them from the cabin to the dock.

by AnnaBanana1018 March 8, 2015

Dressed for beer

Code for "already naked" or "thinking about getting naked" in any of its forms: past, present, future.

Also used when dressed comfortably and going out for a beer... but still thinking about getting naked.

--Wanna hang out?

-Yeah, but I should warn you I'm dressed for beer

by mmmyesh December 22, 2017

Sneaky beer

When you hide a beer somewhere so when the party runs out of alcohol, You have your secret stash of beers. You can go retrieve thy sneaky beer while others suffer.

Omg I was we had more beer I’m so thirsty. Max do you have any?

Max: HEHE I HAVE THY SNEAKY BEER

*pulls beer out of sneaky beer pocket*

OMG MAX YOUR SO COOL!

by Mullinator11 January 5, 2022

beer boating

Similar to motor boating except with beer and the option of going down on a girl

Beer boating as a pick up line for women to use:

Attractive Bar tender: what can I get you?

Me: how good is your beer boat?
Attractive Bar tender: im sorry that's not on the menu
me: well it should be!
Attractive bar tender: Whats involved?I might be able to make it for you
Me: what time are you off?

by sinistersarahs032587 January 30, 2016

beer savage

1. A person who listens to that inner voice inside them to take the party to the next level, it's that "Hold my Beer I got this man" moment. It is the universal symbol representing the inner savage that lurks within all of us.

Holy shit did you see Coleman last night at the party, he shotgun the keg....what a Beer Savage!

by Beerloverxoxo March 2, 2018