Fox News friend

A friend who is as supportive to you as Fox News is to any US Republican politician or talking point. This friend is the loudest cheerleader for your every success and is completely blind to any of your faults, literally bending reality to make you feel better.

C: "Hey, I accidentally murdered a busload of nuns, and I need you to help me bury the bodies"
M: "Oh yeah? I'm sure those bitches had it coming though... and instead of burying them, I'll go get some acid or lime for you fam."
C: "You truly are my Fox News friend, I can tell you anything."

by Zizektronic November 20, 2019

New York Stop

The act of slowing down to look for cops at an intersection and Rolling through a stopsign at about 15 MPH, as apposed to actually stopping all the way for the legal 2 seconds

Jim: yo that chromic masterbater just pulled a New York Stop and totally cut me off.
bimbo: omg like that jerkoff cop like totally pulled me over for that New York Stop.

by bobosbeatinonu February 26, 2011

New York's Finest

Refers to the NYPD (New York Police Department), or to any other police officer operating within the state of New York, albeit preferably New York City, Manhattan, Brooklyn, and other well-known major cities.

"Don't underestimate New York's Finest.....yeah right. Damn cops. lol jk"

by Dave May 19, 2004

New Zealand

An alter-ego for Middle Earth, so that that all of those guys can fit in with us and no one will realize they are still using swords and running around with magic staffs.

Son: when I grow up, can I live in Middle earth, Daddy?

Father: Of course, it's called New Zealand, and it's right near Australia.

by Fuzzy-Wuzzy January 9, 2011

Acting Brand New

When a person displays that they are better than their friends, or treats their friends indifferently, especially where there has been a relationship of good standing previously; hence the term 'new'. i.e. without any history with you.

Why Jamie acting brand new like he don't know nobody? Just be cause he got a car don't mean shit, we practically grew up in the same house and yesterday he said he couldn't come over my house because it has a garage. I was like, well what about all those other 1000's of times.

by Fredderickson J October 30, 2008

New York City

Best, most exciting city in the whole wide world (I'm not american by the way) with some of the friendliest (really) people and the best food. Where else can you buy a giant pretzel? or nuts? or a huge pizza on the street? It's one of those places everyone should go to, at least once.

You should go to New York City!

by 3000 July 16, 2004

New York Sloppy

A New York Sloppy is the act of hiding your Junk in a hot dog bun to make it look like a hot dog for a female or male (whatever seems more likely) to consume.

“Hey Luca, this hot dog wasn’t actually a normal hot dog. It was a New York Sloppy!”, Jenu said.

by LordFlacid July 11, 2020