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White Marriage

1. (Archaic) A sexless marriage
2. The marriage of a gay man to a straight woman (what we'd today call his beard)
In old hollywood gay actors would enter into white marriages to protect their reputations. Some things don't change...
by raphion December 21, 2008
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White Castle

White Castle, a.k.a. Krystal in the Southern U.S. is place (I will not dignify it with the word 'restaurant') that is infamous for small, square burgers. Only severely retarded drifters and homless individuals are concsripted to work in these places.

The White Caste or Krystal Burger consists or a greasy, gristly, sickly-grey square slab of meat<sic> that is slapped on a square bun with onions and mustard and then immersed in boiling lard. There are variations of this gastronomical nightmare, but to describe them would be much too shocking for even this venue.

The only legitimate use for White Castle burgers is a medical one. If an individual is intoxicated, these burgers can be ingested and will immediately neutralize alcohol and induce sobriety because the human body detects a substance much more toxic than alcohol.
No Mum (retching), I haven't been drinking, my mates and I just stopped and ate some burgers at White Castle last night. That is the real reason I am driving the porcelain truck this morning.

There is even a movie about White Castle.
by Cosmicstargoat August 2, 2004
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Blow White

when a dude blows his load into another guys mouth. and that guys spits it back into the guys ass and then fucks him in the ass.
Jim and Fred took turns giving blow whites
by spoon with me September 27, 2007
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White Goddess

Term used to describe an attractive Caucasian woman, usually from perspective of a non-Caucasian male.
"Yeah she's a real white goddess ain't she?"
by Evan Thames April 5, 2010
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White people

A group of people who walk dogs . real lifer who do boring shit.
White people
Person 1 yo did he just kiss that dog?
Person 2 ewe dirty.
Person 3 nooo!
by 114455 June 19, 2018
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White Horse

Linked to instinct, purity and the drive of the physical body to release powerful and emotional forces, like rage with ensuing chaos and destruction. Most notably from Rob Zombie's Halloween 2.
Guy: Why is he killing everybody?

Other Guy: He has visions of a white horse.
by Jmanbandit September 6, 2009
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White Justice

Noun. A cooler name for a man's ejaculatory fluids or semen Usually in reference to it coming out of the Justice Stick
T-bone pulled out and shot white justice all over her back!
by Ecock February 3, 2005
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