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friend zone

An imaginary place where teenagers (commonly guys) believe to be placed in when a girl just wants to be friends with him. This is the place where guys are placed when the guy expects that he will have sex with a girl if he is nice to her. He is friendly to a woman in hopes that she will have sex with him. They believe that she mistakes his friendliness for friendliness and befriends him, neglecting to show you her vagina. Then they proceed to complain about it on the internet.
Scenario 1:
Guy: Held the door open for a girl, can't believe I didn't get a blowjob. She obviously friend zoned me.

Scenario 2:
Guy: What do you mean you aren't going to have sex with me?! I was being nice to you!! Wow, I can't believe you are putting me in the friend zone.
by Amora1234y67f August 30, 2013
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Friend Zone

The term men use to blame their own shallowness on women.
A girl makes a new friend who happens to be a guy, and he's really nice all the time and she thinks, wow, I have a really good friend. But it turns out the guy isn't interested in friendship, all he wants is to "get some".

Oftentimes, when the guy realizes that he's not going to "score" (how long that takes can vary), he suddenly drops his feigned friendship and moves on to other targets. The girl is left wondering what she did wrong to make such a good friendship fall apart, but of course what really happened was was that the girl had made the mistake of seeing the guy as a real person worthy of her friendship while the guy had only ever seen her as an object.

The guy justifies his behavior by getting together with his buddies and whining about being put in the "friend zone" so that he gets to feel like he's the victim.
by Philia ouk Eros November 21, 2010
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friends in Slovakia

A way of saying someone is very popular.
L: Dude, how does Jim know so many people?
O: I know right. He's legit so popular.
L: I bet he even has friends in Slovakia.
by a binder July 14, 2021
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Friend Zone

When you are in a deep emotional relationship with a member of the opposite sex that is in all ways exactly like a romantic relationship but without the physical connection. But unlike a romantic relationship, it is prone to end at any time and start up again without the inconvenience of actually breaking up.
"We spent all our time together and I thought we were going to start dating, but suddenly she started dating someone else and now barely talks to me. I guess I was in the friend zone."
by Iron Sheep May 9, 2014
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Friend Fodder

When a person is added as a friend on a social networking site, for no reason other than raising another persons friend total.
Gerard: Hey dude, i noticed that totally hot chick from the third floor added you on Facebook the other day.

Wayne: Yeah, she keeps deleting my comments though. I'm blatantly just friend fodder.
by MorbidPig April 27, 2010
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School Friend

A person you talk to in school but don’t physically hang out with outside school. You talk to them anywhere like text or school but you do not hang out.
Boy: Damn, he’s just a school friend to you?!
Girl: Duh. Wouldn’t want to be any closer to him.
by TackyWonder777 October 3, 2020
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friend whore

a person (usually girl) who hops between "bestfriends"
It's so fucking annoying when Lilly is being a friend whore. Like why is she so fake, like pick one bestfriend.
by jh2bkcg September 11, 2016
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