penis muncher

a person who loves to munch on penis

Matthew is a penis muncher, he loves that dick.

by Foxyoufucker October 9, 2016

penis fungus

When you jerk off all over your hands and the sperm gets in your pubes.//Connors Kink

Of crap I got some penis fungus!

by Mojo Pogo August 14, 2017

Industrial Penis

Extremely abnormally large penis. Heavy as concrete. Terrifying

"Why John that's quite a large industrial penis"

by wreckedflame July 19, 2016

Penis Tickle

Your about to cum and your penis starts getting that feeling. Ya know?

Claire was getting me going and I started getting the Penis Tickle.

by terkaniang February 3, 2020

Penis Patter

Someone who is super proud of how much of a dick they are.

"John just totally Tweeted about how he kicked my dog so hard he cried."
"Wow, what a penis patter."

by InsignisMemoria March 29, 2016

Robot Penis

When a person/doushe inhales nicotine/smoke/vapor from a robotic device that requires a wattage to be set before inhaling

Yo man I’m going to hit my vape(aka robot penis) real quick.

by Am Byles May 29, 2018

Penis Jynx

A variation on the classic jynx game. When you and a friend of opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer) say the same word or phrase at the same time, if the male says "penis jynx" before the female says "vagina jynx", she cannot speak until she licks/sucks/gets you off with her mouth (depending on how you want to play)

See also, "Vagina Jynx"

"Molly Ringwald!" "Molly Ringwald!" - male and female together

"PENIS JYNX" -male
"VAGIN... damn it" -female

"slurp, slurp" - female

"Now I can talk again, phew!" -female

by Tizzle McFizzle August 23, 2011