Harold the god

Harold the god Is the man who created the Universe. Anyone who is named Harold Contain a peice of the once formidable god.

Friend: Have you heard of HAROLD the god?

Random Harold: ๏ђ ђ๏ɭץ ђคг๏ɭ๔ เ ɭєՇ ๓ץ ร๏ยɭ ς๏ภєςՇ Շ๏ ץ๏ยгร คร ค รคςгเŦςє Շ๏ ץ๏ย

Friend: Are you ok?

by Mr.McDonalds November 5, 2021

God's breastmilk

An alcoholic beverage with a sweet, pleasant taste. The phrase is most commonly associated with Orchard Thieves' Cider and originates in Dublin.

After a long hard day it's nice to unwind and drink god's breastmilk.

by meangreenmememachine July 18, 2016

god aim

Verb: describing someone or something that doesn't miss no matter what

Jimmy: How did he make that shot?
Bose: Because he has God aim.

by deadshot27 May 20, 2018

Gods dandruff

Snow or really good cocaine that makes u see heaven

I got gods dandruff

by BrainGriffin October 28, 2018

SPAGHETTI GOD

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by Rear_End_Eater March 18, 2021

The Pancake God

The long lost Pancake gamer god

Oh my god! Are you watching The Pancakes Youtube channel!? The long lost gamer god?!

The long lost Pancake gamer god The Pancake God

by TOPG(ThAT one Pancake god) February 23, 2019

god of cats

God of cats is a person that typically really hates cats. They tend to be really quiet unless you provoke them. If provoked god of cats will start shooting you with a silver pp7 shotgun.

God of cats also tends to play cringe and outdated games like fortnite etc.

If befriended god of cats will stay loyal to you at any cost whatever you do to them. But they are really bad at keeping secrets and will give away your secret after 20-43 hours of telling them.

Alex: Hey dude god of cats is coming we should totally become his friends
Brandon: fuck no i dont wanna get shot
Alex: Actually you are right i wanna keep my secrets a secret

by PiknMokeny July 23, 2021