egg goo

Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.

He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !

by Debyumyum February 1, 2023

egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.

Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”

“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”

by Harryhardhelmet January 5, 2023

Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.

Last night we had tossed salad and scrambled eggs when we got home.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

egg

(n.) A three-dimensional thing that comes out of a chicken's ass.

James May: Egg was a type of powder, and then they discovered it was an actual...three-dimensional thing that comes out of a chicken's arse...

by daz14lpa June 7, 2021

Egg-Dog

A white person that is dumb enough to use a slur in public to express their anger for why their privilege is not working.

"Hey, you tried to run over my feet", "get the fupp out the car Egg-Dog!"

by 1stKingSol August 10, 2022

egg

i just oueufed your window L bozo get rekt newb loooooooooooooooooooooool L+ratio noooob

i egg you lol

by oeuefy mc oeufy pants May 16, 2023

Egg on Toast

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina

Oh fuck bitch give me that egg on toast.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023