Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.

I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”

by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025

cookie pop

When you poppin that pussy

Daaaaamn bitch, you're makin that cookie pop

by lisloumagoo June 29, 2016

mad cookies

Cookies that are proposed to be delicious, but fall short of expectations.

They cause the partaken to become enraged.

Those cookies won't even good , they were straight mad cookies.

by Bakedgoods December 4, 2017

Cookie Cushion

The area above the female Public Bone.

AKA a Fupa.
See also Pansa.

"Go ahead and rest you head on my Cookie Cushion."

by CARRIED_AWAY October 18, 2024

Want a cookie?

A sarcastic way of dismissing someone who arrogantly seeks praise/validation for an unwarranted and insufficient task.

Entitled Douche: AYO! I Did that for you! YOU'RE WELCOME!

Me: Want a cookie?

Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?

by Dosso90 July 20, 2025

Cookie Butter Democrat

A person, generally upper middle class, who claims to be progressive and/or leftist, but it extremely centrist and cares little for the struggles of marginalized groups (unless directly affected). Cookie Butter Democrats embrace neoliberal values and believe that capitalism can be ethical. The term comes from the phrase "Democrats don't really care about native sovereignty and will not until affects the supply of cookie butter at Trader Joe's"

He doesn't care about imperialism , he's a Cookie Butter Democrat.

by feeshna January 26, 2017

Cookie 2

The smaller second breast of a Woman.

I fondled cookie 2 after fondling her cookie.

by The Real Elmo March 10, 2022