Crispy tits

Tits (also known as boobs) that have been sunburned so bad that they turn crispy and bright red in color. These kinds of tits may peel so bad that you are able to pick off an ocean of skin.

Boil and brew went to the beach and came back with sore crispy tits

by Brookis1999 September 11, 2015

SHAKE A TIT

To say shake a tit is the cool persons way of saying i gotta take a shit.

Bro 1: Whats up bro? What u been doing for the last hour?

Bro 2: Man i had to shake a tit you know how that is.

Bro 1: Yea pimpin earlier i shook a big tit!!!

by Stick1 August 9, 2020

Spiced tits

A pleasing smell. An odor that brings forth memories of long-forgotten happiness.

Mmm are you baking cookies? It smells like spiced tits in here.

by Neopolitan July 26, 2011

schizo-tits

The irrational paranaoia that someone is looking at your breasts.

Dont be such a schizo-tits

by Jalla Jalla Jalla Jalla July 16, 2016

eggplant tits

The result of the lovechild between a transgendered ape with saggy tits and an eggplant.

Dude, eggplant tits are so hot. I want to marry one.

by cumonyoureggplanttits January 4, 2014

tit-emporium

an emporium or gallery of tits and there greatness

timmy went to the tit-emporium to witness the wonder of tits DD+

by simplydelicious December 29, 2010

Tit Up

The act of a girl letting you feel their breasts on a night out

“Ellie insisted I had a tit up last night”

by Lynny79 August 30, 2019