National Nut Day

October 22 is national nut day, the day where your goal is to buy more than 4 times in one day.

Dude: bro it’s national nut day

Bro: Ohh Dude sweet do you want to go do it together.
Dude: Sure Bro, Add bruh to the group chat

by SaltyWetNutterButters October 22, 2019

National Skip School Day

Everyone december 2 everyone will skip school on this day.

Sammy: are you going to school on December 2?
Kaelei: Hell no. Everyone is skipping because it’s national skip school day

by Thethicccgirllll November 1, 2019

national rape day

on the 24th of April every year u promote anti-rape by wearing the color blue or teal also I was inside to make this day by the TikTok rumors saying that this day in2021 people could anyone

today is anti-national rape day

by yessssshy5uygfu5yguy April 23, 2021

National Hoe Day

August 11th is National Hoe Day is the day all hoes send a nude to the guy they talk most to.

Mike: I can’t wait till August 11th it’s National Hoe Day

Todd: Neither can I!

Mike: I hope it’s Kady that sends me a nude!

by Sc me @Themexicanemo August 10, 2018

civilian national security force

A president's personal gestapo or stasi-like police force, used to intimidate the populace in general and terrorize opponents.

To my astonishment, the president actually said: "We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

by Barry Shite January 27, 2014

National Horny Day

National horny day is on April 17. Anyone can ask anyone for sexual content and/or actions.

National horny day is going to be littt 🥳

by Christian G April 16, 2020

National horny day

On this day you can ask someone for a nude/action and they have to do it

Ayo it’s national horny day send me some nudes

by Anyways I’m gine April 18, 2020