Coffee with Cream

Coffee with cream is whenever you give anal to a girl with diarrhea and cum in her. After you cum, she shits all over the bed and you lick her asshole.

"So, what did you do last night?"
"Oh, I had some Coffee with Cream"

by GraysonA December 10, 2019

Cream job

Receiving a handjob outside of your pants while you eat ice cream.

Today i got a "cream job" from the mail man.

by dahcmo September 4, 2016

Ice Cream

An item that can't be explained cuz it's so good!

This is good stuff. Almost as good as Ice Cream

by SpookyCorals January 30, 2017

Banana Cream Pancakes

The act of delivering a cream pie into whichever orifice, and afterwards— urinating inside of said orifice.

Totally dealt a day banana cream pancakes into my girl last night bro.

by TheFatCrayon October 12, 2023

cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018

sour cream king

when ur sweaty at a dumbass football game and smell like sour cream and rotten cottage cheese and ur a king

“wow kade is such a sour cream king”

by shel03 September 21, 2020

Cream donut

When you cum so much while having intercourse your partners vagina or butt looks like a cream filled donut

I had amazing sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a cream donut

by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025