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Posie's Law

The law of one eating bagels to make their butt bigger
“How is your booty so big?” “I followed Posie's Law.”
by wimmie_g May 8, 2023
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cousin-in-law

First cousin's spouse or spouse's first cousin.
My cousin-in-law is a educated person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023
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state law

An invokable rule in Gaming which requires those on a losing streak to remain awake until that streak is broken
Screw this, I’m going to bed
“STATE LAW”
“… just one more
by StateLawyer October 28, 2022
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stepgrandnephew-in-law

1- Stepgrandnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepgrandnephew.
stepgrandnephew-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P
I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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Spouse's great-grandnibling's wife.
My great-grandniece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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