Turtle dogging

The same concept as prarie dogging and having a turtle head poking out, just combined into one phrase. A chance to drop both bombs at once.

'For breakfast I ate a kale salad, a bag of baby carrots, a can of beets and a ginger apple smoothie. I just drank a strong coffee, took a bump of coke and a drag of a cigarette and now I'm turtle dogging the most epic schwoop poop ever.'

by Bubblegumblue January 3, 2020

riding the dog

Riding a Greyhound bus.

"Man, I can't afford a plane ticket. I guess I'll be riding the dog."
"Dude, you meet some crazy people on the Greyhound bus. That's why I hate riding the dog."

by DJ Blurry Guy March 19, 2018

Dog nonce

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground

Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce

by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019

Dog dogger

The dog version of Tiger Fucker. Someone who will serial fuck multiple dogs

"Yo, Brian is a dog dogger. I fucking love that guy"

"Did you hear about that dog dogger serial fucking the neighbors dogs?"

by Doublewidesurprise July 1, 2020

Dome Dog

A term for a style extreme piercing, where a male's erect cock is split down the top and down the inside of each half metal studs are inserted into the flesh. The resulting shaft resembles a ball park hot dog served at sports stadiums throughout the U.S.

I went to the piercer for a Prince Albert but came out with a Dome Dog.

by NoelTH July 5, 2009

Dog Fruit

A particular bloke or someone who is completely and utterly got no idea what’s going on around them ( A full on spastic )

Tom: What the fuck is that mong Doing

Dave: he’s a fucking dog fruit

Joe: sound

by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 14, 2022

Scrape Dog

Is mostly used in the caribbean..meaning that you barely passed a test, but you still passed.

Person1: bwai weh you get?

person2: ah get 70, pass by wah point

person1: yuh Scrape Dog doh !

by yoyoyohey! June 20, 2011