Noun - An inhabitant of the inner city who urinates and defecates on himself in order to deter attack or close physical contact, particularly with law enforcement.
I told my new partner Mike "Don't bother that bum, he's an urban skunk and he'll crap himself if you get too close." Mike didn't listen and now he's washing his boots with disinfectant.
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Does anyone else notice how the vote tab is almost completely filled with urban oblivion? Who are the fucktards making these awful fucking words?
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*a long conversation between a girl and her dumb ex*
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
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