cop a nut

to ejaculate, to cum

Man, I really really need to cop a nut before my balls explode.

by poppy January 30, 2005

nut money

A fellowship of gay dudes who take huge nuts to the face in exchange for money that they put towards there micro penis compensating diesel trucks

Gay 1: Hey man, are those new rims on your Cummins?
Gay 2: Yea, the nut money's been good lately

by TruckSlut69 March 11, 2016

Spuz Nuts

A retarded bloke with non mutant abilities(mutant.....a retardo that is really strong), and has a very small penis!

That guy that wouldn't sell me smokes at the servostation is a spuznut.
That guy that aborted my feotise is a spuznut!.
That guy i slept with has a minature dick. The Spuz Nuts

by Matty P ( P is for Penis) February 13, 2010

nut out

When you are about to nut, but your penis refuses

Shit man, was gona ejaculate all up in her ass but i nut out

by ShazKhan21 January 5, 2018

Nut Shock

when a male rams his finger into his bellybutton thus attaining a slight shock in the head of the penis.

Dude, i just gave my self the gnarliest nut shock!

by Prudy November 7, 2006

DEZ NUTS

A over used meme

Guess what i got in the mail today... DEZ NUTS HA GOT HIM

by Mlg meme star August 4, 2016

hard nut

a dry penis, when you haven't washed it

Look at his hard nuts!

by h2008 August 28, 2018