Fox News friend

A friend who is as supportive to you as Fox News is to any US Republican politician or talking point. This friend is the loudest cheerleader for your every success and is completely blind to any of your faults, literally bending reality to make you feel better.

C: "Hey, I accidentally murdered a busload of nuns, and I need you to help me bury the bodies"
M: "Oh yeah? I'm sure those bitches had it coming though... and instead of burying them, I'll go get some acid or lime for you fam."
C: "You truly are my Fox News friend, I can tell you anything."

by Zizektronic November 20, 2019

The New Jersey Turnpike

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.

"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"

by RoyCoup December 10, 2012

Rome New York

A frozen penal colony on the moon. Has the most homeless bicycle riders in United States, per capita.

Wow, that police officer left his kid in the car for two days! Oh no surprise: he's from Rome New York.

by AdiosSuckers January 30, 2021

New England Faggots

When something isn't funny at all but is somehow hilarious.

That joke that he told about incest made me laugh so hard. It was like the New England faggots.

by Brettzel May 20, 2017

new killer family

the most amazing band on the planet

gee that band was new killer family know what i'm saying? word up dawg peace and love

by cats mababes March 24, 2010

Pulling a New Paltz

When you drive a few hours to your ex girlfriend’s college in hopes of rekindling your relationship but get the cops called on you instead.

Person 1: I’m so upset she called the cops on me…
Person 2: That’s what you get for Pulling a New Paltz, bro!
Person 1: But I brought her flowers!

by XxX_yolomaster420blazeit_XxX April 13, 2023

New Smyrna Beach

that one place where Luke Mills lives

Peter: Have you been to New Smyrna Beach recently?
Joe: That place where Luke Mills lives? Yeah!

by LukeMills2004 December 31, 2019