red mouth

when you are giving oral sex to a woman and she gives her period in your mouth

i got red mouth with my girlfreind and puked all over her

by jamesjp91 November 6, 2006

red tie

The mark that is left between a girl's tits after titfucking her.

I gave her a redtie when she said she in the mood for something kinky.

by Aaron June 21, 2003

Red Shaft

The act of a woman jacking off a man with sandpaper, thus creating the "red shaft"

So I was finally asked out by Billy last night. Everything went well, food was good, and we went to an awesome concert. But it all went downhill in the bedroom when he asked me to give him a red shaft.

by A Wave of Babies TWAS February 23, 2009

red hut

In ancient and primitive civilizations. The hut that all women would go too to have their period once a month. The women would go there and the men would bring them food and water. It worked out very well for both sexes. Today it refers to women going for a ladies weekend or ladies day/night out.

Merle- "Hey Jim, Keith, Damon and Bobby, the ladies are going to the red hut this weekend!"

All in unison:"Party, Party, Party!"

by staff commodore January 18, 2010

red ranchero

The act of giving a girl a mustache with her period blood after having sex.

After finding out she was on her period I gave her a red ranchero.

by Dog Fight June 10, 2004

The Red Arrow

One of the United State's oldest Diners. Its open 24/7 and only closses 6 hours a year (early Christmas morning). Its very popular amoung Central High school students, drunks, and the homeless.

Dude, I am wicked hungry! I am in the mood for a Stan-the-man lets hit up The Red Arrow!

by Krolls September 24, 2006

The Red Squadron

A sexual maneuver in which requires a team of seven men and one female. The female proceeds to bend over on the bed while the men race around the room. One at a time, the men attempt to run at full speed and land their penis inside of the woman's vagina (Not unlike the land shark). The first man to successfully land inside of the woman's vagina then yells "Red Five standing by!" While the rest of the men look on with blue balls.

Man: Hey, I was thinking about having the guys over. We could mix things up, you know? We could try The Red Squadron?

Wife: You know that's unfair. Tom is an experienced marksman. He'd have you beat in an instant, and I don't need his micropenis inside of me.

by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016