Doodie Man

He poops, a lot. Don't date him. He's nasty, and may poop on you. Avoid him as much as possible. He's unhealthy, dirty, and just rude. DON'T ENTER ANY PLACE WHERE HE'S AT!!!!

Doodie.com

Me: "Dude, why is poop all over the floor?"
Brittney: "It was Doodie Man."

by Pseudo Pod August 13, 2011

man beater

Female version of the so-called "Wife beater" AKA Tank Top

Wow!! Karla looks cute wearing that man beater!

by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009

MAN NOG

"Man nog"="baby batter" "liquid love"

She loves the taste of my Man nog.

by Master Gemini December 2, 2007

jungle man

a person who looks and acts like tarzan.

"mr macdougall called tila a jungle man when she let down her shaggy island curls"

"Tila did her jungle man dance with vigour"

by this_chick April 2, 2009

Spider Man

Spider man is when you ejaculate into your hand after intercourse, and then in a very spidey way you throw your sperm onto your girls face and then try to drag her closer to you with all the load hanging between your hand and her face

" Last night I was Spider man while my girl tried to get away, she couldn't "

by GayLórd69 August 15, 2016

Man Loofah

A luscious V of chest pubes that is lathered up with soap and used as a scrubbing tool for a girl to rub her tits on when showering together.

Tim: Hey babe. You want me to wash my man juice off of your tits.

Tara: Sure. Let me use your man loofah though. It exfoliates my skin.

by dlr7xf October 4, 2009

Alright man

To call it a day.

Alright man, I just got promoted to galaxy manager so I'm gonna go ahead and call it a day. You can take your 10th break. Do me a favor and tell Yaz to quit parking at autozone.

by SpankDizm August 30, 2017