Bitch tits

A bitch ass fuck boy with huge double D tits. Known for being a lil shit and stealing jokes

I hate bitch tits. He could literally go fuck himself

by thehumandildo January 7, 2015

titty tit

When your girls nipples are so big (pepperoni nipples) it look like your tits have tits on them.

My daddy said that my mommy has big ole titty tits because she is a fat whore.

by Long dick Nick February 19, 2018

Wiggy Tits

Tits that be covered with a wig.

Yo, Mariah Carey's got Wiggy Tits on that magazine cover!

by Damn those buttz April 27, 2011

florida tits

When a womans tits are so flat they are like the state of florida flat

"She got florida tits man you ain't gonna be able to grab shit its just flat"

by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

The Tits and The Cooter

ADJ. Analogous to the Phrase "the cock and the balls," meaning awesome. Can be used to describe the outcome of an event as especially wonderful. Emphasis is placed on the "and" in the phrase to signify the superiority of the tits and the cooter to just the tits.

Person: That Party was the tits and the cooter

by RDSII October 5, 2011

Blimp Tits

Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.

Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin

For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD

Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Armpit Tit

The fold under a morbidly obese male's armpit that extends to the back.

Fat man: "Has anyone found the remote?"
Skinny man: "have you looked under your armpit tit?"
Fat man: "yeah, but I only found this half eaten sandwich!"

by Muckleash November 23, 2014