Usually a female individual, usually drunk and/or temperamental, noisy, and generally incorrect in assumptions. A woman more interested in ruining her man's good time than breathing. A nagging, rude, obnoxious female. See also cunt bag.
Dude, are you and Sarah going to make it to the Dirty American Playboys show?
No, she is just being a big ol' bag of cunt and won't come out to play!
No, she is just being a big ol' bag of cunt and won't come out to play!
by Slim Twofingers February 4, 2010
Get the bag of cunt mug.A fucking nonce that wears nothing but CrossFit clothing, they also insist on doing lots of high fives and loud whoops when they have lifted piss poor weights. CrossFit slags are incapable of completing a full rep and can often be seen dropping light weights as their feeble bodies cannot take the strain. If you go to the gym and see a cunt he will likely be conducting a CrossFit routine.
Hey....I so dog tits Toby doing CrossFit in the gym, his body was gopping. To be honest he looked like a dropped yogurt, what a CrossFit cunt.
by Ginger Barbarian. August 17, 2019
Get the crossfit cunt mug.A specialized form of cunt that publicly wrestles unskillfully with larger, less common words so as to feign intellect and reason. Also can refer specifically to the orifice on said cunt from which foolish words originate.
1) The following is a quote from word cunt, Sarah Palin: "Oil and coal? Of course, it's a fungible commodity and they don't flag, you know, the molecules, "...
2) Saw Dana Loesch on Bill Maher. She needs to shut her word cunt.
2) Saw Dana Loesch on Bill Maher. She needs to shut her word cunt.
by negutits April 4, 2011
Get the word cunt mug.an insult you give people when they have something you want or can do something you can’t etc. this insult is quite petty.
person 1: i’m not in school tomorrow, i have a doctors appointment.
person 2: you JAMMY CUNT! we have a maths test!
person 2: you JAMMY CUNT! we have a maths test!
by mullarky May 20, 2019
Get the jammy cunt mug.a statement used when something takes you by surprise and pisses you off at the same time usually followed by absconding the person who offended you.
on the subject of a man sampling his own fluid:
Steve: Dude, its not gay if its your own.
Bill: What in Fuck's Cunt are you talking about??? Get out of my house!!!!!
Steve: Dude, its not gay if its your own.
Bill: What in Fuck's Cunt are you talking about??? Get out of my house!!!!!
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