john sewell

A dick

He is such a john sewell

by Bgee1056 May 7, 2018

john cenad

When a girl thinks she is sleeping by herself, but you penetrate her our of nowhere

Girl: "I can feel my butthole tearing. Did I just get john cenad?"
Boy: "You can't see this"

by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016

John arbuckle

A 400000 pound man that does nothing but cheat and have a iq of -56 and lays on the couch all day

John arbuckle make me lasagna not now Garfield I’m eating a 10000 pound chicken then 8000 pounds of Macaroni and cheese then get a discord kitten

by Rylan Caldwell July 2, 2022

John Chess

That one guy that looks like Steve Jobs with a moustache who’s definitely the real creator of chess.

Remember when John Chess was definitely the real inventor of chess?

by LaithianIturbide August 11, 2021

John Alex

This Cracker is the Gayest, most Fugly, Annoying person in the universe if you ever see this Dorky son of a son in public punch him in the face.

Aaron: John alex is so annoying
Julissa: punch him
Aaron: huh?
Julissa: Just do it

by Hotmoms.com.hot March 16, 2022

John Campbell

Cool ass dude that does to king high school
ESKEETIT

I feel like John Campbell

by Lil purpp November 1, 2017

John Doe

(1)Human figure and symbol of morality, dominion, and virility (See God)

(2) According to Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology, John Doe is notoriously known for the death of Zeus, over an altercation over a game of Canasta.

"When you say John Doe, you've said it all"
"And on the eighth day, God created John Doe"
"John Doe- One Name, One Legend"
(courtesy of Sloganizer.net)

by PhillipH. December 24, 2007