mother

the one who loves you, but can also tell if you: 1)took a shower in the past 2 days 2)what you ate yesterday 3)ditched class 4)got hurt 5)got a girl friend, or boy friend.
She can also find anything ever, and cares and loves for you so much.

"I love my mother!"

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 26, 2024

mother-stalker

A loved one who stalks you as a means to show affection

or someone who claims they love you and feels to help you act in a mannerly way

mother-stalker: nice comment on Reddit last Wednesday at 3am!

pal: you noticed <3

mother-stalker : dont i always? :)

pal:ha ha ha

mother-stalker: ha ha ha ha ha! i LOVE you!

by Worde May 2, 2015

Mother

a person or thing (typically a female) that is thew powerful cunty queen of the entire universe. she completely slays and feeds everyone her mother behavior, talent, success, looks, awards, records, and complete dominance. she gives more then what needs to be gave. she is an icon, she is the moment. no one can touch mother because she ended everyone else.

nicki minaj is mother.

by cardiender April 4, 2023

my mother

stupid

You are like my mother.

by DEZPP January 13, 2023

Mother trucker

The best way to say mother fucker while working in a professional position.

Slammed at work realizes one is more behind schedule than one thought while on break with coworkers ... gets a text from boss...omg! “ I better get going mother truckers!!!” ....

Late for something and hits stand still traffic at the tunnel shouts “damn it Mother truckeeeeeeer!!!!”

by Woodenship78 October 4, 2020

mother hanbin

The slayest of all.Mother Habin kept mothering after covering that mother rupaul song.Kim Taerae would like to copy but cannot since he is not mother.

"Me?Mother"
"Sung Hanbin...I mea Mother Hanbin 😏"

by Iloveparkhanbin July 25, 2023

Karl is your mother

A way to get out of awkward situations.

Joey: "Yesterday I went on a road trip!"
*awkward silence*
Matthew: "Karl is your mother!"

by MysteriousPotatoSociety November 8, 2019