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Get the suck my buddy mug.1) This is that guy/gall who sits on a corner and offers blowjobs for cash.
2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.
3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are
often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above
2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.
3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are
often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above
1) "Dude, some gay faggot just offered to give me a blowjob!"
"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"
2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"
3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we
get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that
doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.
"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"
2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"
3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we
get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that
doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.
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Get the Homeless Suck-Off mug.By the time we got there she was sucking pond water.
If he doesn't start managing his blood sugar one day we're going to get a call to check on him and he's going to be sucking pond water when we get there.
If he doesn't start managing his blood sugar one day we're going to get a call to check on him and he's going to be sucking pond water when we get there.
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Get the Sucking Pond Water mug.Smoking Pot. Orinigally from using a bong made out of a tub of butter with holes on the sides. When smoking, it looks as if someone is sucking the air out of the tub.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was hanging out with these chicks and we were sucking the butter tub. We got so f*cked up.
Guy 2: I was hanging out with these chicks and we were sucking the butter tub. We got so f*cked up.
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