Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.

That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.

by Peepingkat April 26, 2024

Yashed Potato

Potato made of a person named 'Yash'

I ate yashed Potato

by MaybeDuck February 14, 2024

succ potato

This is a potato where a big black man will suck on a potato and then try to sell it to a group of sixth grade boys.

Damn, this black man needs to get his succ potato out of my face I’m only in fifth grade!

by Succpotatoconisuer November 26, 2021

blob potato

some one that is lazy fat and eats a lot of food they probably have no friends

bob spend all day in bed is is soo lazy and a blob potato

by billy bob apple June 16, 2022

pew potato

A churchgoer who stews in the benches without doing anything outside the church walls.

He's a talented guy, too bad he is a pew potato.

by fallenwarrior69 December 15, 2019

Saggy potatoe

When you sit on your balls and one becomes swollen and the ball skin stretches.

"Dude!"
"What?"
"I got the worse saggy potatoe!"

by WtfHumor March 5, 2016

Potato

a ting used to eat crasps, crying and you can use it as a mouse, as a youtuber who payed fornite has explained. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, AS YOU WILL GET FORNITEOPHOMBIA!!!!!

"Derek, thats some real cool potato"

by Shaqmanshotop April 21, 2019