Sucking of the Penis

It is when a Female(if gay a male or if u are very flexable) places his lips around the male reproductive organ, Penis(aka Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger) and bounces up and down performing a blowjob

Sucking a dick
I need ur Jizz
What are you doing u little devilish creature mroe more more

by I can see you Dopp January 8, 2005

mock penis

a huge clit that is so big it resembles a penis

elaine has a mock penis bro!

by knothecode August 5, 2006

penis surprise

When you're getting with a girl that you think is hot and has a nice rack. Then you reach into her pants, surprise, a penis.

"I'd like to take this to the next level RuPaul, you are a hottie" "ok, but check this out, penis surprise"

by nameisalreadytaken January 20, 2009

Penis Jynx

A variation on the classic jynx game. When you and a friend of opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer) say the same word or phrase at the same time, if the male says "penis jynx" before the female says "vagina jynx", she cannot speak until she licks/sucks/gets you off with her mouth (depending on how you want to play)

See also, "Vagina Jynx"

"Molly Ringwald!" "Molly Ringwald!" - male and female together

"PENIS JYNX" -male
"VAGIN... damn it" -female

"slurp, slurp" - female

"Now I can talk again, phew!" -female

by Tizzle McFizzle August 23, 2011

Penis Tickle

Your about to cum and your penis starts getting that feeling. Ya know?

Claire was getting me going and I started getting the Penis Tickle.

by terkaniang February 3, 2020

Penis Patter

Someone who is super proud of how much of a dick they are.

"John just totally Tweeted about how he kicked my dog so hard he cried."
"Wow, what a penis patter."

by InsignisMemoria March 29, 2016

Robot Penis

When a person/doushe inhales nicotine/smoke/vapor from a robotic device that requires a wattage to be set before inhaling

Yo man I’m going to hit my vape(aka robot penis) real quick.

by Am Byles May 29, 2018