John moment

A bruh moment, but more specific. One suffers a "john moment" when they get curved hard by a girl, especially when they get in a fight with their parents over moving in with her but get dumped in a few months, with said girl going back to her ex that one was a temporary replacement for.

Person 1: "So this girl I was dating just broke up with me and went back to chilling with the dude she was with before me."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."

by Dicktionary21 July 15, 2019

John Hanson

John Hanson is a handsome man in his 60s, he hits on younger women and smells of freshly cut grass

I wrote a song about John Hanson

by A.holmes November 9, 2019

John Tucker

A Pee pee that can be tucked snug between the two thighs and be completely hidden.

Son, If anyone tries touching your little stub, remember the trick i taught you. The ole JOHN TUCKER never fails.

by psylence July 11, 2015

John Campbell

Cool ass dude that does to king high school
ESKEETIT

I feel like John Campbell

by Lil purpp November 1, 2017

John Alex

This Cracker is the Gayest, most Fugly, Annoying person in the universe if you ever see this Dorky son of a son in public punch him in the face.

Aaron: John alex is so annoying
Julissa: punch him
Aaron: huh?
Julissa: Just do it

by Hotmoms.com.hot March 16, 2022

John Terry

When you manage to fuck up a friendship by shagging your close friend's wife/lover.

Tupac pulled a john terry more than John Terry himself.

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

John Doe

(1)Human figure and symbol of morality, dominion, and virility (See God)

(2) According to Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology, John Doe is notoriously known for the death of Zeus, over an altercation over a game of Canasta.

"When you say John Doe, you've said it all"
"And on the eighth day, God created John Doe"
"John Doe- One Name, One Legend"
(courtesy of Sloganizer.net)

by PhillipH. December 24, 2007