donair dick

when a girl has a spicy donair and sucks u dry, however your dick stings from the residue.

Hugh had major donair dick from Longer.

by TheOG Jeff January 30, 2018

Goldilocks dick

A dick that is not too big, not too small, it is juuuuust riiiiiight.

I pulled down his pants and saw he has a Goldilocks dick!

by Goldilockz June 22, 2016

dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.

Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.

by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015

dick swarm

noun
1. a gathering of men around one individual; usually homosexuals

Origin:
2014; American English, while drunk around a campfire at Campit Resort in Michigan

“Carl was looking so cute in his swimsuit that he created a dick swarm.”

by ChicagoCarl July 11, 2014

hobo dicked

Falling asleep at the train station and a hobo sticks his dick in your mouth

I fell asleep with my mouth open and got hobo dicked

by ballcity September 5, 2015

Dumpster dicking

Having sex behind the dumpster of a bar.

I'm pretty sure those two are outside dumpster dicking.

by Badrenegade February 12, 2018

Boujee Dick

A male’s low count of body(under double digit)

I only allow a small number of females so I got a boujee dick

by Anthonia January 10, 2021